5 days ago
Rumple was adopted from BDRA in 2011, and apparently he has learned to type over the years! He sent us his own update! "I get to type!!!!!! Typing is so much fun! I always wanted to type! Type, type, type, type, TYPE!!!!!! Fun, fun, fun!!!! So here's the deal, I'm doing well! My parents aren't the brightest, but they sure are cute! I have spent years trying to convince them of all of the dangers in the outside world. They think I should be able to walk around a newspaper that’s laying on the sidewalk. Can YOU believe it? Do you know what kind of calamities could happen with a newspaper? By golly, I could trip on it! Or I could get a paper cut from it (those really hurt!)! Or a squirrel might have rigged it as a trap! (I know “newspaper traps” were banned in the National Dog & Squirrel Chase Peace Agreement of 2005; specifically, subsection 535, paragraph CC, line 932, but can anyone REALLY trust a squirrel? Those furry rascals are NUTS!!!) By the way, how cool is it that I get to TYPE?! Type, Type, Type! Type-type! Fuuuuun!!!!
Where was I? Oh, yeah. Newspapers are a threat to national safety!! Also, there are soooooo many creepy noises in the world! I especially fear the sound of the Fed Ex, UPS and Post Office trucks. Those men try to look friendly by dropping off boxes and mail at the house, but I think they are up to no good! They come to the front door with their goodies, but I won’t let them in!!! I bark and bark and bark until they leave! …And guess what, they ALWAYS leave! I’m THAT good at intimidation! I will thwart any invasion attempt made by the delivery men! Soooo don’t let mommy fool you about me. I am not a chicken! I am just careful!!! And what’s with the Trash Bins? I see them and I think – “Trojan Horse”. It is the perfect set-up for a squirrel attack. Am I the only one who has studied Greek history?!! By the way, did I mention I’m typing! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
And…I could talk for hours about those weird holiday inflatable thingamajigs, but…huh?...what’s that, I hear?...uh-oh! Wouldn’t you know it? The UPS man just pulled up to the house. My enemy awaits and I must go protect my family. Got